Mary Baby is a “single gamer who also loves houseplants” and an official SuicideGirl, which means she has a rocker, tattoo, and all-black aesthetic, which I have a particular kink for when done to my preference. Coupled with the fact that she’s a gamer and likes houseplants the way I do, I thought I would be in for a treat. Oh, how wrong I was. Her bio goes on to say she enjoys sexting and sharing her breeding videos and that we should get to know each other and have some fun. Although I attempted the former, the latter never came true for me.
Content 2/5
When I initially scrolled down to see how many posts she had, and it was only in the hundreds, I was already weary. It either meant she was very new (her earliest post goes back to 2019, plus her name is MaryBaby2017), or she doesn’t post as often as she should, which seems more plausible. Her pinned post showcased her ass, which looked glorious given the angle. But upon closer inspection of her free content, I could see that kind of care in a shot was few and far between.
There were lots of lingerie shots and photos showcasing her butt, tattoos, or tiny pierced titties, but nothing ever explicit. She’s in a few outfits here and there, like a cow or a British schoolgirl, but nothing really exciting. The most we get is some vagina mound and a few seconds of a sex tape she did with her getting railed from the back, but hardly any nudity beyond nips, mound, and cheeks. There was also a thumbnail of her so-called breeding videos in my DMs, where it seems she’s solo and using a dildo. Here, I thought she was getting bred in these services. She only has 17 videos, which you can assume aren’t worthy enough for spank material, but as we got to talking, I realized the lackluster content was just a prelude to her lackluster conversation.
Connection 1/5
Mary’s conversation and the subsequent shilling of her product left a lot to be desired. When I first subscribed, I looked into my DM‘s and was welcomed with a video of Mary holding her tits, introducing herself asking me to do the same. I thought that was a lovely approach, so I obliged with a response. She asked where I was from. I told her where I was from, and I told her I was trying to get to know her. I saw her services offered sexting, so I inquired about it along with her other services and what prices they may be. But something like ChatGPT or some other foreign AI assistant tool responded as follows: “You would like to be a member of the VVIP club, write to me and I will explain to you, 💭👀 thanks to this access you will have exclusives, 🥳 free videos and hot photos to ask you for your opinion, 🤩from the first time 🔞💦.” Then, after this puzzle of a paragraph, she sent a few individual messages, all more benign than the last.
A few minutes after this barrage of misspelled messages, she sent me a picture of her leaning against her at-home stripper pole, asking if I liked her ass. I told her the ass was phat in a petite, slim-thick kinda way and that I saw her prices and that they were a little steep. I asked what I could do with $10, $20, to which she replied: I “can get a full-length video for $20 I’ll make it worth your while :)” She then sent a nine-second clip of her gyrating behind her stripper pole; saying she’s doing dick rates for $35 tonight.
No, thank you.
After midnight, I got a slew of messages, most seemingly automated, such as a $50 unlockable video about 30 minutes long with a pretty descriptive description, if I may say so myself. You rarely see that. Then I got a message at 3:30 AM asking what my least favorite sex position is. It was such a random message for 3:30 in the morning, but you know we may have different time zones. Then she messaged: “ you didn’t want the full video?”, alluding to the full-length $20 video. To be honest, I missed that entire last exchange at first because there were just so many messages flooding my DMs. It just got lost in the plethora of automated messages.
Then at 8:32 in the morning, I got a message from her, showing her boobs and vagina mound, asking for another cock picture “to see how she wakes up too?” I don’t know; there are more spelling errors, which is very off putting.
Personalized Care 2/5
Once I replied, she sent a $7 unlock video that was about a minute long. A different video, no longer the $20 offering from before, and still without a description of what I was actually buying. I bought it anyway. What I proceeded to see made me hold my head in my hand. What I got was her lying in bed with some librarian glasses, her shirt exposing her boobs in a tiny tank top, and an upskirt to her blue panties while reading a book. It kind of sucked. She then muttered something like, “the teacher wants to play?” No, the student wants you to stop playing and at least pull them draws down. She then asked, “have I liked it?” I couldn’t even stomach a response. She offered another non-descriptive unlockable for $21, saying I’d like it better, but I didn’t want to risk it.
But what stood out to me in the barrage of messages as I was looking back was a $3 unlock that said, “deleting my account if this doesn’t get 20 unlocks 😞 so quiet lately … where are you all ? If $40 content for $3 doesn’t make you happy then I’m doneeee😢💔💔 😫.“. So I bought it, and it was just pictures of some vagina mound, some whack second-long video clips, one of which shows her cooking, more itty bitty titty, and more vagina mound. Nothing exciting, certainly nothing worth $40, so if this is what she’s selling for $40, then I can see why it’s so quiet and why things aren’t going too well, as she alluded to when I asked how her day was following this purchase. “not very good but it’s life baby,” she said. She seems hard up for cash.
In Conclusion
The next day, I weaved through the plethora of seemingly automated messages and saw one that read, “Come on babe, I thought I was your 💔💔fav creator? You never seem to spoil me anymore, that makes me sad 😔.” My summation through all the evidence so far is that her content isn’t pulling her enough dough, or at least not as much cash as it used to. And to me, it’s evident to see why. Flooded DMs with mediocre photos, spelling errors, no nudity, and unlockable content, which, when unlocked, leaves much to be desired. It seems the only way you’ll see nudity and sex, GB, GG, solo or otherwise, from Mary Baby is from DM’d unlockables ranging around $35, which is too rich for my blood and hardly worth it, considering what I’ve seen so far.
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