INTRODUCTION
When my editor Hazel asked if I would mind reviewing the OnlyFans of a big boobed Chinese girl, I was ready to kiss her on the mouth. Not only did I not mind, but it felt like I had won the lottery. One of the reasons that I believe God loves us is because He created thiccc with three C’s Asian women. Only a God who truly loves you would bless you with that kind of gift just walking around amongst us lowly humans. And Cindy Zheng is a whole azz angel at 5’7” and rocking 34C’s. Amen. Now is the time to see if my prayers have been answered or if I shall remain stuck in OnlyFans purgatory.
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CONTENT (2/5)
For those not in the know on all things social media influencer, Cindy is a TikTok star, online content creator and social media personality. Back in October of 2023, she shared a pic of her meeting Snoop Dogg and she blew up. And when it comes to getting a steady diet of Cindy online, it is basically an all you can digest buffet. She is on Instagram, Only Fans, Snapchat, Twitter and Playboy online. She even has a Kick account for those in the know who want to watch her play Fortnite. It seems she hasn’t played in a year these days but she also seems way busier. This woman knows how to maximize her online presence and it shows. I was able to Google @cindyzzheng and it pulled up almost every online account she had. On Twitter, there seems to be another spam account under @cindyzhg that is pictures I didn’t see on her Only Fans but just as sexy.
The very first post on September 24, 2020 pretty much set the tone for the page. A lot of Cindy in different outfits being good looking. With 602 posts and over 667 pieces of media to choose from, there are a lot of opportunities to admire Miss Zheng. The thing I was looking for was some nudity. Nipples and the le’cootch (I think that’s the French word for it) are always blurred out and I was sad. There was an 18 second video that showed her nipples attempting to burst through the fabric of her form fitting tank top and I was ready to buy a lottery ticket because of that. I swear that every now and then, there are some photos that show her nipples and areola showing through sheer tops but I’m greedy and want to see them in the open like drunk rednecks at a Chili’s on Friday night.
There are a lot of photos of her booty cheeks but don’t expect to see the promised land on her feed. Every now and then, Cindy will post a selfie that displays the rump in thong and the ample amount of blessing she has in the booty department. I swear her thang be thanging. The le’cootch looks like the Hulk busting out of a pair of Lululemon leggings and makes me also want to smash. I’m now convinced that if I could see her nipples, the Lord would bless me with winning lottery numbers. Women like this are the reason some weirdo made up gooning.
CONNECTION (1 / 5)
I went to the DMs and there seemed to be an auto generated message in there thanking me for subbing and offering 2 video clips for $10.98. It also said that if I was in the mood to “cum right now… tip me $12 for some immediate jerk off material.” I personally am a man of crazy fiscal rules that drive my editor crazy. They want me to buy these packages and then write about them but if I’m being 100% honest, I have no problem paying for something I think will be a good value purchase. For example, I bought an Emily Willis / Lena the Plug threesome for about $9 one time because it was over twenty something minutes long. Two videos of indeterminate length for dang near $11 is not worth it nor would I suggest buying it to anyone. I may wait over the next few days to see if another offer populates my DMs but as the kids say, “This ain’t it!”
PERSONALIZED CARE (0 / 5)
I did reach out to Cindy to see if she did offer any personalized or custom content. It doesn’t say that she does in her bio, but I wouldn’t be thorough if I didn’t ask. Hell. At this point, I would pay to see her butthole or nipples (for scientific purposes of course). So I reached out to Cindy to inquire what a picture of bare titties with nipples would cost. Her response, for transparent accuracy, was…
“Well, that’s a little spicy but I can grant it 🤭 how about tipping me $30 and I’ll send it to you”
$30 for nipples? Are you kidding me? This can’t be serious.
There were some offers in my DMs after I walked away from the page for a few days but not one showed nudity. I personally don’t go to Only Fans to be teased. You can get that in the real world for free and not pay a subscription fee. The other problem I have with Cindy’s page is that even in the DMs, there were several offers but none showed a preview of what it would be. I guess they think I will blindly pay based on a description and accept whatever they offer. I know I can’t be the only person who would avoid this based on lack of descriptions and no preview. I’ve been on too many pages that show what you are getting for your money and then tell you a package price. Lack of previews equals me not buying at all.
CONCLUSION (1 / 5)
Once again, I feel like I found another bait and switch page. You come into promises of greatness only to find a mid page at best. There is nothing here that I think will justify paying the $10 a month sub fee unless you are a huge fan.
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