Justin Trudeau recently announced that he’ll be resigning from his position as Prime Minister of Canada, and now he has the chance to do the funniest thing. What if his next chapter was less about politics and more about… assets? Trudeau’s political career is winding down, his marriage is doing super not great, and yet people still want to see his face on their screens. Sounds to me like an OnlyFans page is in order.
It’s not just me who finds him visually appealing; he’s been a global heartthrob since he first emerged as the Prime Minister of Dreamy Glances. Based on non-political content we’ve seen from him, he’s clearly very fitness-minded (yoga poses, boxing photos, shirtless jogging)—the guy’s already got a goldmine of content that people would pay to see on OnlyFans! With a sizeable national and international audience already in place, just think of the subscription potential from people who would eagerly pay to see more of the politician.
His relationship with Sophie Grégoire appears to be all but done, aside from the signing of the paperwork. The couple has famously been together since 2005, so for almost 20 years, Trudeau has been in a committed relationship. Maybe newfound independence will inspire him to explore unconventional paths as he seeks to find his footing in a life without both his wife and political career. Either way, the public’s fascination with celebrity breakups keeps both Justin and Sophie in the forefront of pop-culture relevance, which would absolutely give him a leg up in building a following on OnlyFans.
If Trudeau did choose to join OnlyFans, he’d hardly be the first politician to make the switch to an adults-only platform. George Santos announced in June 2024 that he’d joined OnlyFans to give subscribers a “behind-the-scenes” look at his life. Cathy Barriga, the former mayor of Maipú, Chile, famously joined an adults-only platform while under house arrest for mismanagement of public funds. Camila Polizzi, another Chilean official, joined OnlyFans amid rumors of potential financial misconduct. Meanwhile, Juan Iván Cueva, a presidential candidate in Ecuador, joined OnlyFans to connect with constituents without worrying about censorship.
While OnlyFans has a reputation for hosting explicit content, the platform has been aggressively working to expand its image. Increasingly, creators use it to showcase artwork, culinary skills, or fitness routines. This gradual destigmatization makes OnlyFans a viable income stream for celebrities and public figures weighing their next steps. Perhaps Trudeau could even revolutionize the “ex-leader” career path by joining an adults-only platform.
Beyond politics, Trudeau’s fame and charisma give him a significant advantage in the world of content creation. Many celebrities and former professional athletes have leveraged their fame into earnings that far outstrip their former salaries. Plus, platforms like OnlyFans allow public figures to shape their narrative, free from the whims of paparazzi or political pundits. Should Trudeau desire a way to control the story the public tells about him—something politics never quite allowed—OnlyFans is ready and waiting.
Trudeau moving to OnlyFans would, at the very least, cause a bit of a stir and, at most, shake up Canada’s political and cultural norms. He’s already been a trailblazer in politics; why not keep it up with an unconventional career change?
Trudeau’s got it all: charisma, marketable appeal, and a declining political career. OnlyFans would eat that ish UP, and we all know it. Doesn’t Canada deserve a leader who not only shows up but also shows off, at least a little? C’mon, Justin. Give the people what they want.
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