Today I learned that it takes more than a great pair of tits to make a good OnlyFans page, but @cookiesnowtoes has painted me into a corner. I hate to be negative but I think a slammin’ pair of jugs is all that Ms. Snowtoes has going for her. I think that to have a good OnlyFans page, you should really have to put in the teeniest tiniest little bit of effort. Whether it’s posting more, fixing the lighting, responding to my messages or just cleaning up in the background and turning off the TV, Cookie Snowtoes does the absolute least. After a lengthy scroll through her page, I found three things that she does seem to put some effort into; her toenails, her artwork , and photoshopping her pics. No she’s not face tuning, adding curves or doing any of that magazine crap. She’s not even fixing the light or color, she’s just poorly editing out the background of her nudes. “Is she adding a more interesting background instead?” I hear you asking. She is not. It’s just pure white or something, and where the original photo probably showcased her somewhat lovely curves, the crappy crop job leaves you with a jagged, pixelated edge that turns on no one. It makes me wonder what she’s editing out, because in plenty of photos she leaves in lame backgrounds of her messy house. Edit those, why don’t you?
I see plenty of donations and interactions from a seemingly loyal fanbase. Good for her getting these gentlemen but I can’t imagine how. Could it be the weird lighting? The odd angles? The low quality photos? It can’t be the intriguing conversation. Maybe I’m the loser but I never thought I’d be left on read by someone I was paying in such a fashion.
I mean seriously? Perhaps it is the one unique quality of her page that is keeping these fans around, the artwork. Cookie does some neat artwork and cartooning to go along with her shoulder boulders. But I can’t say this explains it either. It’s perfectly good art but It’s nothing to write home about. Not to mention that’s not really the point of OnlyFans now is it? Even if I were to imagine its weirdo foot dudes that love her page, she doesn’t even post many of those. Although I will say, the foot pics are really the only content that is consistently well lit and well presented. I don’t know what makes an attractive foot but I guess she has some nice piggies.
Content: ⅕
I never thought I’d be here. Not in this position, of nitpicking something as beautiful as Cookie Snowtoes’ breasts. But she has driven me to it. Because those breasts seem to be all she has. Get a ring light, ease up on the photoshop and tidy up a bit … you’ll get a much higher rating than this.
Personal care: 1/5
Not much to be said here. Personal care is in the messages more than anything else. I received no messages. Not in response to my own, nor for any other reasons. Titties or not this is an interactive platform, use it.
Connection: ⅖
I was tempted to give her another ⅕ here. For the same reasons as the last. But she must be doing something right. She has loyal followers. Followers who continue to comment and continue to donate. She must be doing something right. Granted, it’s something I haven’t seen, but it has to be there. Like Santa or star signs.
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