Congratulations to the UK for their first-ever case of what they’re calling “cyber-farting.” Rhiannon Evans has just been convicted of cyber-farting after sending multiple videos of herself passing gas to her boyfriend’s ex-partner. The case is rife with drama—and more than a little bit of court officials trying very hard not to giggle like 12-year-olds. The drama is so ridiculous, it’s the kind of content that would be right at home on OnlyFans.
Basically, here’s what happened to make flatulence a felony offense. Between Christmas and New Year’s—a time when the general populace is known for maybe having a little too much to drink—Rhiannon Evans recorded the “offensive” videos in question and sent them to her boyfriend’s ex. She held the phone up to her arse, recorded herself farting, and then hit send. She did this repeatedly over the holiday season, and her boyfriend’s ex was (understandably) a bit irked—so she went to the police. This whole case is just absurd, and yet it’s a bit like a train wreck. You can’t help but tune in.
Evans will be paying for her bloated antics. She’s been sentenced to a year of community service, alcohol counseling, and a restraining order—and, of course, there’s also money she has to cough up over the ordeal. The £100 in damages to the victim and £199 in court fees may not seem like that much, generally speaking, but when you remember that she’s paying that much for taunting someone with farts—an activity that every little brother does for fun on road trips—it’s more than a little ridiculous. Could you imagine being in the courtroom for that sentencing? After struggling to get through the case and discussing the videos with a straight face, the judge then had to hand down punishment—not only without snickering but also while resisting the urge to send Rhiannon to her room without any screen time for the evening.
While all of this is, frankly, ridiculous, it’s the exact kind of content that thrives on OnlyFans. The adults-only platform loves a little bit of scandal, and there’s a market there for literally everything. Fetishes, personal drama, fart documentation—you name it, and you can find it on OnlyFans. Picture it with me, won’t you? How differently could this have played out if Evans had simply uploaded the videos showcasing her “talents” to an OnlyFans page instead of sending them to her man’s ex? She’d be making money instead of forking it out—and she wouldn’t be dealing with a year of community service.
In the digital age, petty revenge may seem easier to achieve—but so is accumulating evidence. Social media and the ability to easily create personal content have resulted in some new—and honestly, weird af—ways to duke it out with our exes. So while this might be the strangest cyber-harassment case the world has seen, it’s only the strangest case so far.
When it comes to revenge, Rhiannon’s learned that it’s a dish best served… not via fart video. In the ever-growing absurdity of internet antics, her case proves that maybe it’s best to keep things polite—or, at the very least, beg pardon.
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