Ahhh the 90s (or maybe the 80s for some of you). A time when porn was becoming more mainstream and the early stars of the era were popping onto the scene. Of course, many have long since been forgotten and were not AS mainstream as stars of today, but we all remember the type.
Tall, blond/brunette hair, and massively huge breasts that could easily have passed as two fully ripe watermelons.
Well, if you are still into that kind of a woman, then look no further than Miss Meena for quite the show.
But be warned, she’s not exactly all she is cracked up to be.
For starters, she actually has two profiles. This one; which is her free one; and then her actual “VIP/Premium” one, which you can check out at @missmeenavip that is a staggering $29.99/month for all the uncensored content (make note of the “uncensored” part, because that will be important to bring up here in a second)
But! Without further ado, let’s get back to the main point and more on this free profile of hers to get us going.
Content 1/5
Let’s just get the gorilla in the room out of the way shall we?
Remember when I said to hold on to that “uncensored” part? Well you can bring it back out now, because this profile is absolutely littered with nothing but very basic and very “magazine rack” style photos that you could easily see anywhere else in your typical body builder or car enthusiast magazine collection.
To begin with, her appearance is very much that of somebody that has gone and overdone themselves with enough plastic surgeries to have the people over at the “Save the Whales” campaign happy, because at least they know that a good chunk of that material is no longer polluting the oceans.
Her very high cheek bones, the (what I can only assume as) E/F/G cup breasts are of course the most perky and overly exaggerated, not to mention the makeup caked on her face and overall toned body definitely give off the vibe of a retro porn star.
And again, that’s totally fine for those that are into that! Just wanted to give a brief description for those of you interested.
But every picture and video that she has boils down into three types. 1) Cosplay 2)Tight fit clothing (think bikinis and one piece get ups) or 3) Nudes (kind of) because it is very much to the point of where she is either covering up her nipples somehow or with an actual “censored” sign plastered across an affected area to subliminally tell you “just get over to my VIP content and pay me to see the real stuff behind the bar.”
It’s made very clearly obvious that she wants you to just use this as a jumping off platform to be able to get a hitch of “what’s she cooking with” to go over to her premium content and pay for the actual good stuff. Which; at least in my opinion; is beyond a bit much for premium content (considering that she’s kind of a dime a dozen with the overblown features and looks like every other “porn fantasy GF” from when we were 12).
Conversation 0/5
It’s definitely one thing to have somebody not be as frequent with their conversations, because I get it. Many of these content creators have a life where, between pussy pics and showing a tit or two on video, they are trying to work a full time job or have other people they are speaking to at any given time.
But it’s a whole other thing and really a bad sign when you see “last active 20/Jan” on the top of the message board.
On a minor side note, I always feel it’s just cheesy whenever you have creators that do the dual income/business game where you can tell they are just doing some type of copy and paste drop shipping method with a thrown together website where they have their very obviously cheap curated items from Alibaba on display for more than you can just buy at Wal-Mart.
I am not against people trying to have multiple streams of income these days (times are tough!) but it’s so overdone in this day and age that you can tell it’s just a flash in the pan cash grab.
All in all, it’s just a completely dead message board. Obviously she’s not interested in having a conversation; at least just not with you on her free page. No, no! Save the dirty talk for her paid content.
Personalized Care 1/5
There’s really not much here that I could really say that stood out to me as being very personal. Because even in many of the comments of her posts, there’s just so many spam accounts of other women (unless it’s just bots) trying to direct you to their profiles, and no one on one interactions with fans.
Truly the whole page is just set up as I stated as a quick run of the mill profile to get you hooked so you get moving on to the main profile for the real nudes.
And even then, I couldn’t see anybody paying $30 just for ONE person a month!
Conclusion
Even with this profile being free, it’s definitely not worth it if all it ends up leading to is a paid sponsorship. In all honesty, I wish that creators such as this would just have their one main profile and leave it at that, instead of using these kinds of profiles as teasers, but nothing more.
Would I subscribe to the paid one though? I would say yes, if you were into that type of “bimbo/classic porno style” body and caricature type. There is definitely some legs there to grow for sure if that’s your jam. So I don’t want to make it sound like she wouldn’t be worth it, but at least for me, it’s just not my type.
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