I would like to start this review off with a famous quote from literature; “No one thinks the black and white filter is sexy, even a little bit.” -Anyone with a penis. I don’t think anyone with a vagina cares either, but I only feel qualified to speak for the former. As I write this, I’ll try to think of something nice to say, difficult as it may be. Sinthetic Sir3n is a bigger gal that I don;t find so attractive, and that’s not why I’m about to do all this hating. I’ve been known around town as a big girl appreciator. My reasons for hating have much more to do with effort, decision making and acting like you care. To any OF models that believe filters make them sexier, please take into account that they may just make you harder to see, as they do here with Ms. Sinthetic. She will dress up all nice, set up a background, only to add some ridiculous tint to the photo that takes away from anything she was trying to do in the first place.
Sinthetic Sir3n does not care about you or your penis. If she did, she would post more frequently. After some thorough scrolling I notice that she posts several times in a week, then cannot be seen for months. If she cared she would respond to your messages, or mine. I tried to buy content from her so that I could tell you about it. Unfortunately for us, about more so for her, there is none available on her page. I’m sure some would be available through messaging if she responded any more than every couple days. Alas once again I’m barking up the wrong tree. Seriously this lady never posts, this is the first OFans profile I’ve ever scrolled to the bottom of. This side hustle is to the side of her side hustle, not worth the investment of your time or money. Her body language and captions make her seem genuinely bored with her own content. I don’t know about any of the fellas out there on OF, but apathy is not what I’m looking for in my OF models.
Allow me to put on my tinfoil hat for a moment here. I know that there are OF models who hire overseas or AI services to comment or message. I’m absolutely certain that Sinthetic Sir3n does not do that. (an AI would have responded to my messages for one…) She somehow found a way to be even less genuine (I believe). I do not have any proof, but it seems to me that this “Manic Pixie Dream Girl” made a fake account to comment on her own posts. Maybe it boosts the algorithms, maybe it boosts the tips, or maybe I’m wrong entirely. However, If you’re severely lacking for engagement, and there is one account that consistently engages with your posts, an account that uses the same “3” replacing “E” convention for their own account (an account with no followers or defining characteristics) I might get a bit suspicious.
Content 1/5: Honestly even a one out of five seems generous. I was considering a 1.5 but I haven’t been in that good a mood in quite some time. I would have liked to have given her a higher grade for her premium content, but she didn’t have any readily available, and her crummy response time made it even more difficult to request, so I have to judge based on her poorly lit and worsely filtered posts. The few that include any movement are perhaps a wiggle (I can’t even call it a shake) or a slight movement of her clothes.
Personalized care 0/5: Maybe there was a time when she paid attention to her inbox but it is long past. No points.
Connection 0/5: Don’t make me laugh. See “personalized care.”
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