Gonna take more than 14 days to slow the spread of what these dudes are going to bring back from Cancun.

It’s spring break for many college students, and it looks like the parties are in full swing down in Mexico. At one point I might have been jealous, but now I’m pretty sure that all these crowds full of drunk college students is what hell looks like. No thanks.

And apparently there’s a special guest who decided to join the kids for spring break in Cancun: OnlyFans star Bonnie Blue.

If you’re not familiar with Ms. Blue, she’s the classy young lady who went viral for sleeping with over 1,000 men in 24 hours. (Ok, I guess there wasn’t really much sleeping involved). She’s since been banned from OnlyFans (how bad does it have to be to get suspended from a porn site?) and was back in the headlines recently when she teased that she was pregnant, though she later revealed that it was a giant publicity stunt that she was using to raise money to pay for someone’s IVF treatment.

Such unhinged degenerate behavior that you almost have to respect it I guess?

In fact, apparently her stunt was too much for even Maury Povich. The talk show host famous for his trashy paternity test episodes said even he was going to sit this one out.

You know it’s bad when even Maury wants no part of it.

But anyway, Bonnie Blue made her way down to Cancun, and has been sharing photos and videos of the party on her Instagram account – including dudes doing butt luges and drinking alcohol out of her ass, spitting into guys’ mouths, and apparently scheduling a gangbang that, presumably, will be recorded for content.

Every day we stray further and further from God.

And now, not to sound like some stick in the mud or an old guy who doesn’t know how to have a good time, but we just got out of a pandemic. I’m no infectious disease specialist or anything, but it seems like this is how we end up with some new virus spreading across college campuses once these guys get back to school.

Maybe I’m just too old for stuff like this these days. (I don’t think that’s the case though, because even in my younger days I don’t think I would have been baby birding alcohol out of a porn star’s mouth). But man, it doesn’t seem like anything good can come from this (no pun intended).

Of course it looks like the fine young scholars partying in Cancun are enjoying themselves…

Hey, whatever floats your boat. Just make sure you take some antibiotics when you get back to the states, because I don’t want to have to lock down for another 2 years because you wanted to get your dick (and everything else) wet on spring break.

Bonnie Blue has recently been locked in an arms race with rival OnlyFans star Lily Phillips, who was the first to announce her plans to have sex with 1,000 men in one day only to have Ms. Blue beat her to the punch.

And while Blue seems to be focused on the college crowd, Phillips recently went viral for going older with her men…much older.

The “model,” if you can call her that, recently posted a video to her social media saying that she was looking for her “oldest fan ever,” saying that the men in nursing home “don’t get their needs fulfilled often” and that she would like to come visit them. And in a separate video, she said that she wanted to make sure the old men were “taken care of.”

“People say OF girls don’t do anything for society, but I’m wanting to go to a care home and make sure all the old men are taken care of.”

What a great citizen.

And true to her word (because she’s nothing if not trustworthy), Phillips apparently found some elderly gentlemen in a nursing home to…well, visit with.

Phillips shared several photos and videos of herself posing with the men in the nursing home, some who use walkers to get around but apparently still have SOME function below the waist:

“I’ve found my oldest fan via Facebook, and when I asked for his address, he actually sent me the address of a care home, so I’m actually here with him and his friends and I’m going to show them a good time.”

And she also proclaimed, while surrounding by the beaming gentlemen, that she doesn’t discriminate when it comes to age:

“When I said I don’t mind guys any age or any size, I really meant it.”

Classy ladies, these two.

@lily_phillipss

all ages all sizes are welcome💗

♬ original sound – Lillian Phillips

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