An Australian Onlyfans Model Has Reportedly Been Hospitalized After Attempting “The Carrot Challenge”

I’m not going to link to any of the sites “reporting” this story at the risk of JMAC’ing myself, I’ll just leave these instagram embeds of the “model”, teasing the “challenge” herself here.

But the stories (and clips) are supposedly out there. And if they haven’t shown up in your algorithm yet, just give it an hour or so now that you’ve clicked on this blog, and your phone that Zuckerberg definitely doesn’t spy on every single thing you do on, just coincidentally feeds you the story.

But this blog isn’t about giving this girl the publicity she so desperately craves. And I know we don’t kink shame around here. But I think I’ve finally reached my breaking point guys.

If this is the line in the sand, and my official old man yells at clouds moment- then so be it.

What the fuck are we even doing anymore?

How did we get to this point?

Again, not kink shaming, but how sick in the head do you need to be to enjoy watching a girl get plowed by 100 or 1000 dudes, or whatever the number is at these days?

And not just enjoy it, but to pay to watch it?

And now we’re doing “carrot challenges” that result in chicks winding up in the hospital?

I know the envelope has to constantly be pushed in the world of “content creators”, whatever form of content they’re peddling may be. But at what point do we as a civilized society say “no mas”.?

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I watched that first episode of the new “Black Mirror” series last week, “Common People”, and it was eery how close we are to the whole “Dum Dummies” thing. For all I know it already exists and if it does, I don’t even want to know about it.

P.s.- I went to high school at St. John’s in Shrewsbury, and can happily say that it was the best 4 years of my life. It was all boys, so sure we missed out on sundress day and all things female related, but being able to talk freely in class, and have teachers who didn’t give a fuck about how perverted our little 16 year old minds were was a decent trade off.

We had this one history and Econ teacher, for blog purposes we’ll call him, “Mr. Kane”.

Anybody who had one of his classes junior year knows that on paper he taught, but his class was actually Sex-Ed.

A million stories for a different day, but in regards to this story, he used to tell us that when we got older, we’d come to realize that “the second most over rated thing in the world is a long dick. The first were great tits on a nun.” (His words, not mine). He explained that what women really cared about was “girth”. So much so, that he had a friend nicknamed “tuna can”, because his dick resembled the shape of a tuna can. And he had more chicks than he knew what to do with.

To this day I’m not sure if tuna can ever really existed. Was he just a figment of Mr. Kane’s imagination? A projection, and a way for him to reassure himself and brush of deep insecurities? Or was there actually a guy with a 2×4 (l x diameter) inch hammer cock running around Worcester county blowing backs out?

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