How Did OnlyFans Star And Canadian Pole Vaulter Alysha Newman Celebrate Her First Ever Olympic Medal? By Twerking Obviously

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Success at the Olympics can vary from person to person, country to country. For example, if the Team USA men’s basketball squad comes back with anything besides a gold medal they’ll be branded disasters and failures for life. The NBA might cease to exist. Adam Silver would probably be exiled to China. Smaller countries like Turkmenistan or Tonga are just happy to be there to soak in the experience and have fun. Someone from North Korea might be using the Olympics solely to channel their inner Michael Scofield and escape to freedom. Winners come in all different shapes and sizes at these games.

Then you have the lovely Canadian Alysha Newman, who clearly had her sights set on medaling. Being a 2018 gold medalist at the Commonwealth Games, she wanted to show up and come away with some hardware. Well, that dream became a reality today. Newman, who doubles as an OnlyFans model, celebrated her bronze medal by of course twerking.

(the danger of blogging an Olympic video that isn’t from an official account is that they will wipe those from the internet, so we’re at the mercy of the IOC here with the footage)

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Bronze with the poles, but a gold medal in my eyes. Years of hard work paying off with a medal and an A+ celebration. Not the best angle of the twerk if we’re being honest, and that’s a shame because she had that planned from the jump similar to something the days of Chad Ochocinco or Joe Horn. We’ll have to imagine it through these pictures below. Be better Olympics. Congrats to Alysha on an incredible achievement.