If you have ever spent any time around entertainers, you will definitely run into a multi-hyphenated personality. These are the people whose business cards read “writer – actor- producer” and so on just to let the rest of us know they were blessed with multiple hustles. But if you have a really diverse friend group like I do, you meet multi-hyphenated people who use hyphens just to describe themselves. Those are some of my favorite people sometimes because I am never bored with them.
Today’s model, Lyssa (@succulyss420) bio reminded me of the multi-hyphen people in a good way. Standing at 5’1 and weighing 85 pounds, this is probably one of the smallest models I have ever reviewed. My buddies would describe her as a legal loli and that is not my cup of tea but I am sure some will find enjoyment here. Lyssa describes herself as a “smol tiddy punk” girlfriend. The other hyphens are switch (sub leaning), goth, stoner, polyamorous bisexual. Damn lady! That’s a lot in the bio and I hope the page lives up to that.
Sub price: $20
Regular subscription price: $20 a month
CONTENT (4 out of 5)
I am a cheapskate. There I said it. I want to get the most I can get without paying an exorbitant amount. So when a page is $20 as a base price (which is more than a Brazzers subscription a month), my expectations rise to another level. I personally expect a certain amount of filth to keep me subscribed if you are going to charge that much. I clicked the subscribe button and the first thing to catch my attention was a video menu. Video #4 in particular really made me second guess whether I would stay subscribed. The video was 5 minutes and 44 seconds in length with no pop shot and it cost $30.
$30 for under six minutes of content with no baby batter?!?!?!? I don’t think so. Video #6 was 1 minute long for $5 but that was like asking me to drop $5 to watch a trailer. There were even some short video clips as a preview to some of the videos but nothing to convince me to spend that kind of money to acquire anything.
There were at least 3,342 different pieces of media and over 1,000 posts on her feed. That is a lot of content for one to dig through and I was almost perplexed as to how to tackle this in order to give an accurate review. I will say one thing, she did not skimp on the hardcore content in the feed. This isn’t a page that charges you a lot of money and then doesn’t deliver anything. She promised hardcore content and delivered it. One thing I noticed is that her booty has more meat on it than I was expecting for her to be so small. It may be a tiny slice but the lady has some cake and cake is cake! There was so much content under the media tab that I had to hold down the page down button and watch an anime while I waited for it to reach the bottom of the page. This took a bit of time. It appears her first post was back in October of 2020. The good old days of the pandemic when Only Fans was like the wild, wild West. And while I like my women a little thicker, I must admit that Lyssa has big girl energy packed in that little frame.
CONNECTION / PERSONALIZED CARE (4 out of 5)
As expected, there was a message in the DMs thanking me for subscribing and letting me know about things like the video menu. What I was not expecting was for there to be a little preview trailer giving a sample of another video on the page and what I should expect. The pricing is high but the cake looks delicious.
CONCLUSION ( 4 out of 5 )
This one will come down to personal preference I’m afraid. I don’t like the monthly amount and I like my women on the thicker side. I don’t see me maintaining a sub for this price past the review. But I definitely see the quality and sheer amount of content available on this page and it makes my argument about the price almost hard to argue. If you are a fan of the tiny ladies, I have found your new queen and you won’t be disappointed but if you want a woman with more booty than a Cracker Barrel country fried steak, you better continue your search.
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