I truly hope all of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday. I should have spent it reviewing pages for all of you but I chose American football and laziness over reviewing pages and being disappointed. But the holidays have passed and now I’m back to reviewing booty cheeks like some kind of weird car sales person. Another day, another OnlyFans review. Today, I will be reviewing a page belonging to Mei, a 20 year old Asian woman from Texas. They say things are bigger in Texas and this booty is looking as glorious as a Palo Duro Canyon sunrise. Time to see if this page is all talk or needs to walk.
Sub price: $3.15 ($3.41 after tax)
Regular subscription price: $8.99 a month
CONTENT: 1/5
Mei (@only_mei) has been posting on Only Fans since April of 2023.There are only 49 posts on the page total and about 70 items under her media tab. All 70 items are pictures. I noticed that all the pics seem to be in and around her apartment. None are outdoors or around town pictures which is super smart if you don’t want anyone to know where you live in Texas.
I checked out the pictures and they are super cute even though there is absolutely zero nudity on the page. There seems to be a trend on Only Fans these days where there is no nudity on a lot of these pages and then they have the nerve to ask you to pay $10 a month. Someone might be interested in that but I promise you that I am not the target audience.
CONNECTION: 3/5
There was the customary welcome message in my DMs that offered 2 pics and 2 small videos for $10. It was the only offer in my DMs. I replied to a hello from Mei and then proceeded to have a rather lengthy conversation until I got honest. Before my moment of honesty, we were having a really good conversation.
PERSONALIZED CARE: 2/5
I ended up having a very lengthy conversation with Mei in her DMs and asked why there weren’t any prices or signs of the content she said she does in her bio. She said solo play starts at $60 and boy/girl is $100. Then I asked her how long the videos were and she said they were 1 to 3 minutes long. When I remarked that it was $20 a minute she replied “Can’t afford it?” I actually have an expense account just for this write up and I still wouldn’t pay this price. I even told her that I didn’t think it was worth it when Lena the Plug had sent an offer at the same time offering 160 minutes for $17.
This is the most ridiculous thing I have to deal with now on an almost daily basis. These prices aren’t even about the financial gain but about thinking that men are so weak and simple that you think you can exploit that weakness for financial gain. I am all for supporting sex workers and what they do but I am also very Conservative when it comes to how I spend my money and I absolutely refuse to invest in bad business.
So I went to the feed to look at what kind of dudes are subscribed to this page. I clicked on a random post and there were at least 20 comments of dudes singing her praises and wishing they could be her man. It was the largest display of simping I had seen in awhile. Just row after row of men offering their meager praises. So I looked for another post and found one with 23 comments from October 5th. I hate to say it but those comments made me hate my job almost to the point that I was about to quit doing these reviews. I think I have become an old grouchy man before my time. But I looked in my bank account and it looks like I will be back with another review next week because I am allergic to being unhoused.
CONCLUSION
I don’t want to waste time beating around the bush with my conclusion. This page and every page like it I have reviewed lately should be avoided and these women run off the platform. Have some pride in yourself and subscribe to real sex workers putting in hard hours to bring you quality content. There is nothing on here that you can’t find on her Instagram for free.
So instead of telling you anymore about this disturbing trend I seem to be reviewing lately; Let me tell you some pages where you get your money’s worth
Sub price: $4 for the first 31 day
Regular price: $19.99 a month
It’s on the high end but there is a LOT of great content and she is dang near going to overload you with affordable videos (of quality length) and they won’t break your bank
Sub Price: FREE (TIL Dec 6, 2024)
Regular Price: $12 a month
The whole page is hot wife content and on the pricey side but at least you know what the videos are and there’s more than a little spicy content on the page.
Natalie Mars (trans adult film star)
Sub Price: $4.50 for the first 31 days
Regular Price: $14.99 a month
This page was so hardcore I had to go to emergency Bible study after reviewing it. It has more adult content and at affordable pricing than you can even consume.
I didn’t appreciate these pages when I first started as much as I do now but after spending the last few months reviewing pages that promised the world and didn’t deliver a thing, I can tell you that finding a great page with great smut is not as easy as one would think.
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