Daily Mail – An OnlyFans star who spent thousands to transform herself into a ‘human Barbie doll’ has revealed how her massive 75N boobs intimidate men so much they’ve made her love life a flop.
Adult influencer Jessy Bunny, 23, from Vienna, Austria, took to social media to tell her followers that her huge breasts mean potential lovers rarely manage anything but cuddles because they get nervous.
Despite having five operations and dishing out upwards of €50,000 (£44,000) on surgery, she’s found that her own romantic endeavors seem to have taken a hit.
Call me a softie, but it breaks my heart to see bad things happen to good people. Even when those people are women. Just two years ago, Jessy Bunny (birth name I’m sure) wasn’t feeling like herself. When she looked in the mirror she thought, “AHHHHHHH FUCKADSIFAWE GROSS THIS BITCH FUCKGIN SUCKS!!!!”
But thankfully, Jessy Bunny is living in the 2020’s. No longer are we forced to live with whatever disgusting bodies our sick, twisted god forced upon us. Thanks to modern day technology, we have options. Maybe you aren’t happy with the way your nose hooks. Doctor’s can fix that. Maybe you aren’t happy with your jaw line. Doctors can fix that. Maybe your lips are despicably paper thin. You can fix that yourself with a syringe full of god knows what ordered off the dark web. There are no shortage of ways to fix your unpassably gross face and body. No shortage of doctors who are willing to put you to sleep for hours at a time, whip out their scalpel, then cross their fingers and say, “Hope I don’t turn this person into a fucking monster!”.
Jessy Bunny was smart enough to take full advantage of modern day technology. At 20 years old, she wasn’t pleased with her body. So she took it upon herself to scrape up the equivalent of $54,000 USD and spend it on a series of surgeries to transform her into a totally new person. A person who she could be proud of. A person who she could look in the mirror and say, “Now THAT is a woman who can make a shit load of money on OnlyFans.”
Incredible stuff. Good for you Jessy Bunny. I speak for all the readers at Barstool Sports when I say that we are both proud of, and inspired by your bravery.
But believe it or not… Jessy Bunny has found that her cartoonish basketball sized breasts and lips that look like a baboon’s asshole has negatively affected her dating life.
Daily Mail – Jessy, who boasts more than 277,000 followers on Instagram, admitted one recent lover was so in awe of her 3750cc breasts that he couldn’t measure up.
Instead, he spent an hour playing with her boobs before they decided to order pizza and ended up cuddling.
It’s sad that men aren’t able to look past Jessy Bunny’s modest body changes. I thought we were better than that as a society. But apparently we still have a long way to go. Good luck out there Jessy. Keep your chest up. There are plenty of fish in the sea.
P.S. Did you know Sandra Bullock has baby penises injected into her face? Seriously. Baby foreskins from some kid in Korea. Had the skin added to her face to look more beautiful. Just a fun fact I thought I’d share with you.
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