Turkish OnlyFans Model, Ezra Vandan, Announced Plans to Have Sex with 100 Men in 24 Hours, Was Promptly Arrested and Taken to Prison

NY Post – An OnlyFans model was arrested in Turkey for announcing her plans to set a record for sleeping with more than 100 men in 24 hours.

Azranur AV, whose real name is Ezra Vandan, was charged with obscenity, resisting an officer on duty and slander after the model revealed her promiscuous plans on social media, The Sun reported.

“My goal is to break first a Turkish record and then the world,” the 23-year-old model wrote on X alongside an image of her sitting on a bed wearing red lingerie. “I start with 100 men in 24 hours. We will be editing the application and details soon with my team and sending them to you.”

Vandan’s post to her 231,000 fans was quickly discovered by the Istanbul Public Security Branch Directorate’s Morality Bureau, the outlet reported. Officials called her plans “obscene” and damaging” to national morale.

Cops were sent out to track down Vandan and arrest her as she was in the process of getting a cosmetic surgery operation.

Police nabbed her 25-year-old Iranian husband Pedram Behdar Vandan.

The OnlyFans “who can have sex with the most men in 24 hours” arms race has reached heights previously thought to be unreachable. Society’s top tier beauties, women who could have had fine careers as models or influencers, have stooped to phenomenally low heights. Heights where only the saddest, horniest, most tragically lonely men the world has to offer can be found waiting patiently for a mere morsel of sex. Men praying the line moves fast enough so that they get their turn to cum before mom realizes what’s happening and pulls them out of line.

What a demoralizing wank that poor Jamaican must have had once he got home. I’m still waiting for any of those men to hop on a podcast to talk about their experience. Maybe go into greater detail about what life choices led them to standing in a 1,000+ man queue, waiting to have 10 second on-camera sex with an OnlyFans model who may or may not be (but probably is) on the brink of a full-blown mental breakdown. I know being “Man #758” isn’t necessarily something you want on record. But as difficult as it must have been for those men to look themselves in the mirror that night, they were still a part of history. To be one of the 1,057 guys THE Bonnie Blue had sex with in a single day… Chlamydia will go away with a round of antibiotics, but banners hang forever.

This is what the world has come to. Not only did Bonnie Blue sleep with 1,000 men for 15 minutes of fame and a new house’s worth of money (maybe?), but having sex with a bunch of guys on camera wasn’t even her original idea. It was a her friend Lily Phillips who invented “having sex with 1,000 guys”. Honestly the saddest thing about all of this is that “content creators” don’t even know what an original idea is anymore. Without naming names, I once overhead at conversation at the Barstool office where someone was complaining that somebody else stole their idea to “have an athletic competition”. That’s not an idea. It’s just something people do. Like having sex for money. Those are public domain ideas. You can’t lay claim to those.

Bonnie Blue’s marathon sex relay took place in the United Kingdom, but the United States is as culpable for this type of behavior as anyone. Mainstream media and the porn industry used to run completely independent of each other. But thanks to the Barstool Sports of the world, who realized all clicks pay equal and you can build a whole media empire on the back of porny blog titles with scantily clad thumbnails, those lines are now blurred. Porn is as mainstream as ever. Sex work is now celebrated. It takes Bonnie Blue fucking 1,057 men in succession for people to finally look up and say, “Ok… maybe we shouldn’t be encouraging this.”

But as the allied powers of the world sit idly by and collect their cum soaked checks, countries like Turkey are out there being champions of morality. Turkey is a no nonsense country who doesn’t tolerate debauchery. A country who addresses their problems head on. When politicians step out of line, they don’t run to Twitter to whine about it behind a username. They drop the gloves and settle it with their fists on the parliament floor.

When Turkey has an enemy of the state that needs “taken care of”, they don’t send a CIA operative to secretly kill the President from a grassy knoll. They don’t arrest a patsy, or concoct an elaborate ruse to pull the wool over people’s eyes. They send Olympic pistol shooter/obvious assassin Yusuf Dikec to knock on their front door, look them dead in the eye, and put a bullet in their face & chest.

The Turkish people are tough. They refuse sit around and watch bad things happen to them. They don’t just accept male pattern baldness, and use clever little slogans like, “It’s time to come home”, to make men feel better about joining a community of people who’s failing bodies are morphing into something objectively worse. They go to their local food bazaar and pay 50 liras for the man behind the counter to peel back their scalp and sprinkle Turkish chemicals into their brains. With no fear of side effects.

The Turks are a strong willed people. They don’t get what they want in life by taking cheap shortcuts. Everything is earned. Nothing is handed to them. Not even ice cream.

Turkey refuses to allow its citizens to bring shame to their great nation. When they hear whispers of a thick Turkish woman planning to disgrace the star & moon by having sex with 100 extraordinarily hairy men in the span of 24 hours, the Istanbul Public Security Branch Directorate’s Morality Bureau nips it right in the bud. They tracked down Ezra Vandan (aka Azranur AV), and pulled her right out from under the knife in the midst of cosmetic surgery. They arrested both her and her husband so they could be properly tortured before they were able to cause irreparable damage to public morale.

Translation: Gavat Pedram, the husband of the arrested Onlyfans phenomenon Azra A., slandered the police:

“They beat us and tortured us in custody. They took us down the stairs again and again to shoot videos.”

The lesson to be learned here is that if you are planning to bring shame to the Republic of Turkey, the morality police will hunt you down and ruin your fucking life. If you’re lucky, maybe they’ll bring Yusuf the Olypmpic assassin with them to make it short and sweet. If you want to gain instant internet celebrity status through penetrative sex with triple digit people, unless you’re a man having sex with 100+ woman (which I mean… c’mon.. .that would be legendary) then you better take your talents elsewhere. Might I recommend the UK. Maybe Thailand or Amsterdam. Or even the United States. But if you’re going to do it here in America, I’d suggest doing it sooner rather than later. The United States Morality Bureau seems like something that could already be in the works.

Good luck in Turkish prison Ezra.

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