Curves! Curves! Curves! Bad Whitney’s ass would not be out of place in a rap video, in fact she would probably still stand out. I’m reminded of a Migos song I once heard. For those of you that aren’t getting it, this is a very “ass heavy” profile. A good friend of mine, an Army veteran, always told me “Lead with HE” (heavy explosive) Whitney’s ass is heavily explosive, and she leads with it as she should. All this to say booty lovers will feel right at home. However, this is not a space for the misers, the penny pinchers, or those seeking a deal. She offers a premium product and charges a premium for it. But big spenders, spend away, and enjoy. And who doesn’t appreciate a bilingual baddie. Spanish speakers feel not excluded. She’s here for you as well. Although someone should tell her that VD does not mean video in English shorthand. I think I know what she means but in multiple posts she offers her “VD” and I’m not sure she knows what that implies…
I like the way Bad Whitney does business. She knows what she’s got and what she’s worth. I personally am a bit of a cheap bastard, so I wouldn’t pay $100 for a premium “VD” or $150 for a custom. But that doesn’t mean it’s not worth it. In principle I wouldn’t pay that for porn, but I also wouldn’t pay $500 for a bottle of liquor at the club. I understand there’s a market for it. However, considering the hefty prices, it’s a surprisingly reasonable $20 to send her a picture of your cock. BUT BE WARNED. She may not have the people pleasing “oh that’s so nice” attitude you might expect toward your one-eyed wonder worm. Whitney tells it like it is, as she says in my favorite OF caption I’ve seen to date: “do you have a BBC ? let me see some evidence…im tired of white small cocks”. Let ‘em know Whit! And this is what I love about this profile. Whitney’s posts have a very authentic, if not native English speaking vibe to them. She lets you know what she likes, and what she likes is getting her ass eaten. Every third post or so proclaims such. There’s a chance she just uses better writers than other models, but the vibe on this page is different, unique. That shows an amount of effort that not everyone puts in out here.
Oh wait, I scrolled a bit further and I have a new favorite captions: “my pussy is saved for marriage…lets do anal instead.” No commentary from me. That speaks for itself.
Ok fine, if you insist, I’ll quote one more caption from the great Bad Whitney. “let me see that hard cock…I don’t want limp dicks on my life.” I might be falling in love with this lady, call it the ass, call it the disregard for capitalization conventions, or the willingness to upset the limp dicked masses, but this is just good stuff. She also responds to your messages, and does it like a real person. That’s huge on this site. Does she want you to pay her? Of course. But she asks nicely and will talk with you like a human being alongside it. Quick and real responses cannot be undersold on OnlyFans. Kudos.
If I could describe Bad Whitney in one word, it would be confidence. Are her custom videos worth $150? I may doubt it, but if anyone’s are… does she really like getting her ass eaten as much as she says? I’d put good money on it. There’s such a thing as well earned confidence. She’s as big of an offender on the “basic ass captions” front as any, but she has enough interesting ones, and my guess is that English is her second language, so complete forgiveness from yours truly. (ok the sweet sweet ass may have played a part).
Personalized care: If I ever gave anyone a 5/5 before this, I hereby retract it. Bad Whitney is now the gold standard and a genuine curve setter. She may overcharge for such care, but personalized it is. She’ll make whatever you want if you’re willing to pay. And she wants to see your cock for whatever reason. I’m sure she’s nice to you limp dicked small white cock having patrons, despite what her captions say.
Content: I may not be able to afford the good stuff, and maybe it’s transcendental, but what I’ve seen didn’t overly impress me. She sucks a mean dildo, plays with her pussy like a champ, and if you think that ass is worth it, please send her some money, but the best I can do is a 3.5/5 with a likely upgrade for the rich folks.
Connection: I love her connection. She responds quickly and seemingly genuine. However she’s a bit hasty to push the premium content. I was almost fooled. But when she asked “can you handle a woman of my caliber?” as if she wouldn’t take my money if I couldn’t. I wasn’t quite sold. I was so ready to give a higher score until this moment. Yet I can’t give a bad one. A little patience would net her at least a point higher but until then it’s a 2.5/5.
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